What sort of Weapon can I make from a pouch of glitter, a purple balloon and a love heart candle?

Rub wax on the balloon. Place next to door. Put pouch of glitter above door. Wait for person to walk to door. Person trips over waxed balloon, activating a sensor that causes glitter to fall on top of person. Person looks like a string of tinsel.

Glitter Love Hearts
Glitter Love Hearts
Glitter Love Hearts